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[jalovice]

hi hi hi sorry i was gone but (i think i told you this? lol idk) i had to go spend eid etc with my boyfriend's grandma (!!!) in the middle of nowhere bc i stupidly told her i had no plans and then i couldn't get out of her invite without it looking really obvious and rude, and omg it was so awk and THE LANGUAGE BARRIER OMFG. i only know like 3 words of turkish and she didn't use any of them >:C

also she had no computer, no tele, only a radio that was like a billion years old lol.

also she was like "oh btw you need to fly in to dalaman airport and get the dolmuş from there" and i was like yeah sure w/e
SHE DIDN'T TELL ME IT WAS A MILITARY AIRPORT ;~;
and it was so scary bc my passport is all BIRTHPLACE: TALIBAN-LAND!!!! PROBABLY A TERRORIST!!! LOOKS A BIT SHIFTY, NEEDS A FULL BODY SEARCH TO CHECK FOR BOMBS!!!! >:c
and bc it's czech it doesn't have my gender as 3, it has it by ~chromosomes, so it says M and they all thought i was a dragqueen bc of my ~girly face and hair~ and it was hilariously awkward watching them dance around pronouns lmao

but w/e they only charged me like 350ck for entry to the country so they can't have distrusted me too much lql

/my boring life

BUT ANYWAY YES AHOJ I AM RETURNED~

how are all of you????? HOW DID YOUR P E N I S GO, GUI?????

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