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football_bibas2012-08-29 10:52 pm
jalovice) wrote in football_bibas2012-08-29 10:52 pm
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hi hi hi sorry i was gone but (i think i told you this? lol idk) i had to go spend eid etc with my boyfriend's grandma (!!!) in the middle of nowhere bc i stupidly told her i had no plans and then i couldn't get out of her invite without it looking really obvious and rude, and omg it was so awk and THE LANGUAGE BARRIER OMFG. i only know like 3 words of turkish and she didn't use any of them >:C
also she had no computer, no tele, only a radio that was like a billion years old lol.
also she was like "oh btw you need to fly in to dalaman airport and get the dolmuş from there" and i was like yeah sure w/e
SHE DIDN'T TELL ME IT WAS A MILITARY AIRPORT ;~;
and it was so scary bc my passport is all BIRTHPLACE: TALIBAN-LAND!!!! PROBABLY A TERRORIST!!! LOOKS A BIT SHIFTY, NEEDS A FULL BODY SEARCH TO CHECK FOR BOMBS!!!! >:c
and bc it's czech it doesn't have my gender as 3, it has it by ~chromosomes, so it says M and they all thought i was a dragqueen bc of my ~girly face and hair~ and it was hilariously awkward watching them dance around pronouns lmao
but w/e they only charged me like 350ck for entry to the country so they can't have distrusted me too much lql
/my boring life
BUT ANYWAY YES AHOJ I AM RETURNED~
how are all of you????? HOW DID YOUR P E N I S GO, GUI?????
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also she had no computer, no tele, only a radio that was like a billion years old lol.
also she was like "oh btw you need to fly in to dalaman airport and get the dolmuş from there" and i was like yeah sure w/e
SHE DIDN'T TELL ME IT WAS A MILITARY AIRPORT ;~;
and it was so scary bc my passport is all BIRTHPLACE: TALIBAN-LAND!!!! PROBABLY A TERRORIST!!! LOOKS A BIT SHIFTY, NEEDS A FULL BODY SEARCH TO CHECK FOR BOMBS!!!! >:c
and bc it's czech it doesn't have my gender as 3, it has it by ~chromosomes, so it says M and they all thought i was a dragqueen bc of my ~girly face and hair~ and it was hilariously awkward watching them dance around pronouns lmao
but w/e they only charged me like 350ck for entry to the country so they can't have distrusted me too much lql
/my boring life
BUT ANYWAY YES AHOJ I AM RETURNED~
how are all of you????? HOW DID YOUR P E N I S GO, GUI?????
<33333333333
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trying to not to get sunburned for once lol
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ok you're excused you can go ~ lol
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haha ty <333
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aaaah I'm so excited :D
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bring us back some paella as a souvenir or smth OKAY!!!
<3
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I guess I'll have to use sunblocker :c not looking foward to it bc I rly hate how it feels, but dnw sunburn pain D:
I'm trying to stay awake rn (not rly tho, I'm too excited for sleep) bc our flight is at 6:40 and we have to drive to the airport (2hrs!), and be there at least 2hrs early ofc, so my friends will be here at 2 am
but w/e, who needs sleep when you're going to barcelona?
I will bring back the most delicious paella! or, well, photograph it at least c: I WILL THINK OF SOMETHÍNG, I SWEAR! <333
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and omg i am sorry for yr lots about the early flight haha. hope you don't waste your first day catching up on sleep. also hope you don't fall asleep on a stranger's shoulder on the plane or smth! omg how embarrassing that would be :|
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and hopefully I will get to sit beside my friends bc yeah I would die of embarassment haha